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"You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love."

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audreyii-fic:

welcherzgrapejuice:

sleuthed:

theoncomingstormcage:

Some snakes are super light and can flatten their body to glide through the air. The air used to be safe. Snakes don’t need planes anymore.

why is this hilarious to me

NO. HELL NO.

so THIS is where cards against humanity got it.

audreyii-fic:

welcherzgrapejuice:

sleuthed:

theoncomingstormcage:

Some snakes are super light and can flatten their body to glide through the air. The air used to be safe. Snakes don’t need planes anymore.

why is this hilarious to me

NO. HELL NO.

so THIS is where cards against humanity got it.

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

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isolated-animals:

mairelon:

el-hotel-bella-muerte:

insanityisallihavegoingforme:

meanwhileinpurgatory:

no-more-yielding-but-a-dream:

aconsultingblogger:

aidanturnerconfessions:

If you can show me a man that looks better than Richard Armitage in military uniform I will give you my first born

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I see your Tennant and raise you Hiddleston and Cumberbatch

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i see your hiddleston and cumberbatch and raise you ackles

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I acknowledge your Ackles and raise you Rogers

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BAM GERARD WAY

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Have a Sebastian Stan

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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halaalpussy:

cartoongoblin:

karkat-in-the-tardis:

do u ever just want to punch the world in the face

But it’s not about race, right America?

Lets not ignore the gender element as well

halaalpussy:

cartoongoblin:

karkat-in-the-tardis:

do u ever just want to punch the world in the face

But it’s not about race, right America?

Lets not ignore the gender element as well

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beanboots-and-bows:

Fashion Tips

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superwhohanlocked:

everyonelovesrobots:

microcroft:

iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

Oh god. It’s finally back.

no no no no i do not need this deep thinking shit right now

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all-the-weird-things:

exploratorium:

mashable:

itscolossal:

A Multi-Camera 360° Panoramic Timelapse of the Stars by Vincent Brady [VIDEO]

WHOA!

Too mind bending not to reblog!

i feel like this is exactly what Vincent Van Gogh saw and now i am crying 

all-the-weird-things:

exploratorium:

mashable:

itscolossal:

A Multi-Camera 360° Panoramic Timelapse of the Stars by Vincent Brady [VIDEO]

WHOA!

Too mind bending not to reblog!

i feel like this is exactly what Vincent Van Gogh saw and now i am crying 

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So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

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katibishop:

glowcloud:

the ultimate ally is here

#top this macklemore

katibishop:

glowcloud:

the ultimate ally is here

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unapologeticallydispassionate:

magnus-thegreat-redundancy:

I believe that every american should at least watch this monologue from The Newsroom

This

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  • person: she--
  • me: it's he.
  • person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
  • me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years
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that-gay-laxer:

achievingmore:

s4ne-n-shit:

rollin-in:

thebeachthing:

injectme-diocrity:


wheneverythingfails:

ask-heichouu:

Oh thank god it’s only homosexuality

Reblog just for the comment ^^

Holy shit how did it know I’m gay


damn lol. I can’t see 5 and would you look at that

Hahahah fuck number 5 goddamn

Well shit, I was right. I’m one gay muhfuker

Does number 5 even have a fucking number, I can’t see shit

It’s official. I’m gay.

that-gay-laxer:

achievingmore:

s4ne-n-shit:

rollin-in:

thebeachthing:

injectme-diocrity:

wheneverythingfails:

ask-heichouu:

Oh thank god it’s only homosexuality

Reblog just for the comment ^^

Holy shit how did it know I’m gay

damn lol. I can’t see 5 and would you look at that

Hahahah fuck number 5 goddamn

Well shit, I was right. I’m one gay muhfuker

Does number 5 even have a fucking number, I can’t see shit

It’s official. I’m gay.

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